olde enough. eengland. cats, cage and lols

 

urbanmongoose:

Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head. .-.

urbanmongoose:

Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head. .-.

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

pyocola:

I FOUND ONE OF MY OLD DIARIES FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL AND IT STARTS OUT “DEAR JOURNAL-CHAN”

(Source: badwizards)

runsleepygirl:

closer-each-day:

Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.

This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr

(Source: thegirlwhoglows)

lotrlockedwhovian:

kishikaiisei:

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

And/or flop somewhere comfortable and tumble and not talk much except to show each other some stupid thing you found online